Lazer Scanner

It's Late here. I have school tommarow and I'm growing evermore tired with every second passing by. I Pray that the day comes soon, When the gates of heaven slowly creak open before me as an angel decends from what seems to be the sun. Holding out his hand,he hands me my very own Lazer Scanner. I weep with joy as I pull the electronic device from his hand. The angel waves his hand at me and I'm suddenly falling into darkness. I woke up several minutes later in the bathroom at Circut City. I quickly clean up the mess I've produced during the time I spent "away" from reality.

Will the day ever come when the tears I weep hit the coffee stained carpet of my living room as I hook up my scanner?